If it makes you feel any better, the one I ordered from NewEgg last week is taking its sweet time to arrive. I've got the RAM but I'd rather limit the number of times I try to open this machine up. No idea when the new WiFi mPCIe card will arrive from eBay. For anybody in Toronto who is interested, it appears possible to create an XP18000 adapter using $7 worth of parts from Active Surplus on Queen West. I'll try to document the process, but it looks like the closest compatible tip is just a little loose (consistent with Edwood's Walmart tip) and needs to be squished just a bit with a pair of needle-nosed pliers.