Microsoft has fix for Memory Leak

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  1. MRL

    MRL Forum Moderator

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    This is important. Microsoft has come up with a fix for your memory leak problem. If you have been feeling listless and sluggish and forgetting things, you have a memory leak problem. Microsoft has a fix.
    However, Microsoft must first determine if you are "genuine". To do this, you must take a digital photograph of your blood and send the resulting jpg file to Microsoft for analysis. Microsoft will then perform a DNA analysis to determine if you are "genuine". You would not believe how many aliens are lurking among us!
    Once you are determined to be genuine, you can apply the memory leak fix. Once you apply the memory leak fix, you will remember things that you long ago forgot. In fact, you will remember things that you never knew in the first place. This is an important fix. Failure to apply this memory leak fix will result in all your memory leaking out. You will then be reduced to a vegetable - probably a tomato.
    This is important. Apply this fix today - unless of course you would prefer to be a tomato.

    More information can be found at:

    Microsoft Memory Leak Fix
    Do this today!
     
  2. Barry J. Doyle

    Barry J. Doyle Scribbler - Standard Member Senior Member

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    LOL - I am feeling more like a potato.
     
  3. jerryrock

    jerryrock Pen Pal - Newbie

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    There is a fix for the obviously flawed Microsoft Genuine Advantage Validation tool. Open Internet Explorer go to Internet options, programs, manage add-ons and disable the Windows Genuine Advantagae Validation Active X Control, close Explorer and you will be abe to use Windows Update.

    .....a bloodless solution
     
  4. MRL

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    It has been studied and documented that potatoes are actaully "smarter" than tomatoes - our tax dollars at work! Plus - potatoes have "eyes"!

    Calling someone a "couch potato" is an insult to a potato!
     
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