Crazy Carona Conspiracy Theories

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  1. Bronsky

    Bronsky Wait and Hope. Senior Member

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    Okay, I came across this today and had to post since it deals, in part, with the roll-out of 5G. I though it would be a good topic for this tech oriented site.

    Here it is:

    THE CORONA VIRUS !!

    ( OR IS IT? )

    Do you not think its strange that the corona virus symptoms are exactly the same as the effects 5G has on the body ? and the first city that switched on the 5G was wuhan in china ! Seek out the 5G roll out map of the world and its power up dates ,

    Look at all the Corona virus (alleged) victim numbers, you'll see a vast amount a 1, 9, 3, 33 and 7 `s , these are all important numbers for the 33rd% Masons! is it not also funny that the Chinese scientists discovered the vaccine in ....... 3 days !!

    Look at all the famous figures that have announced they have it , including the health UK minister , Sir Bill Gates, The Spanish prime ministers wife ,the list is endless ! all members of secret societies, and all mocking the hell out of us .

    Look at the wall street insurance "pandemic" bonds that have just paid out Billions to the share holders/... hmmm its all a game of money

    if you want to stay safe and keep your neighbours safe switch off your wifi and dump your smart phones ! did we not all manage with a land line beforehand ? we had so much mind time to concentrate without any distractions ! if someone had some grievance with you they would come and find you and talk face to face and not announce it to the whole world to start having ago . Can nobody see the benefits of their own headspace anymore ?

    Anyway ,The not so smart grid is the unseen enemy , (secret weapons of war ) (*link omitted*)
    This really does need to be seen ! (*link omitted*)
    Stay safe and prepare for a ****storm , the world government has turned on its people and now its population control times so id stay at sea!

    … End

    So, there it is. Corona and 5G. I had not even recognized that the effects of Corona and 5G on the body are identical. I am now so glad I didn't get the Note 10+ with 5G.

    Who knew that Pandemic Bonds were actually designed to pay out in a pandemic? And, silly me, thought that Shanghai was the first city to roll out 5G.

    Come across any great Corona conspiracy theories? Post 'em up! Oh, and if I have posted your pet conspiracy theory …

    Be safe out there.:newpalm:
     
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  2. JoeS

    JoeS I'm all ears Senior Member

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    I like how your title has an error in the spelling of Corona. Seems befitting for the kind of "moranic" theory. :p
     
  3. nnthemperor

    nnthemperor Scribbler - Standard Member Senior Member

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    Good one@Bronsky . If I got a $ for every Corona-related conspiracy theory that I've heard so far, I'd already have two-thirds of my surface neo/duo budget. It's mind-blowing.

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  4. Bronsky

    Bronsky Wait and Hope. Senior Member

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    Purely unintended.:vbrolleyes:
     
  5. DRTigerlilly

    DRTigerlilly Tablet Lead Mod (Retired) Super Moderator

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    Theory # 2 Covfefe
     
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  6. lovelaptops

    lovelaptops My friends call me Jeff Senior Member

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    LMAO
     
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    DRTigerlilly Tablet Lead Mod (Retired) Super Moderator

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    Theory # 3

    Remember the movie Tangled
    And that the titular character was locked in her Tower - essentially quarantined.

    Google the name of the Kingdom

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  8. dstrauss

    dstrauss Comic Relief Senior Member

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    JoeS I'm all ears Senior Member

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  10. DRTigerlilly

    DRTigerlilly Tablet Lead Mod (Retired) Super Moderator

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    Till you fall and break something anyway?

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